What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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