Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Banana(s)

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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