What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Where's my tractor?

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

AVI IS A FAG

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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