Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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It says so on your cap.

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OGC - tilt your head

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Lebron Traveled

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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