- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

Poopsack Jones

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Women"s Rights

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

whats pale and white your ass.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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