Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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