why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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8=D

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Hey

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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