di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Nathan Gooderson.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Dozer has a soul

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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this is a joke

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Anti Joke

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