What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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The Holocaust

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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