What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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c+t+c?

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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