Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Penis jokes.

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lol

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Penis in a box.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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