How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Where's my tractor?

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

guess what? chicken butt.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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