How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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What sucks?

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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