- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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