Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Canada's army

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

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