- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

Jokes are funny.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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