Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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