What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Paul Dylan King!

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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