So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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i love antijokes

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Canida

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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