- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

Women's sports.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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