- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

My friends are like trampolines I have none

Poopsack Jones

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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