- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

women playing football?

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

Is this a chair?

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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