- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Frown is a four letter word.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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