How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

whos gay? you are

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

What is worse

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

Sex. That is all.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

This is my joke. funny

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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