A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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what do you call a black man named mike

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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