Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Canida

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Rock mattress.

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This is not a good joke.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Who has downs this joke

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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What flys? A fly

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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