- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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