- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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