- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Canida

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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penis

a black father

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

9/11/2001

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

Your mom

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