Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

Stephen Hawking can walk

If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

Lil' Wayne

How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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