- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Kah-________-

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

MICHAEL

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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