A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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women's rights.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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