- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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Will gropes Ebola victims

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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