- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Chayton

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Compton

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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