How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Frown is a four letter word.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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