- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

A Mexican walks into a club.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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