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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

What is worse

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

Sex. That is all.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

This is my joke. funny

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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