Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's up? The sky.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

The 19th Amendment

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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