Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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