What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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