What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

I can Nazi

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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