what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

a black father

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

Women's rights.

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

The WNBA.

How much is an abortion? A life

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Will you marry me?

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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