- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

S.O.P.A

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Turn around.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

Hello

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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