whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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