why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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math test 2=2

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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