Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

whats young and never moved? still born baby

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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