Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Did you know?

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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Is this a chair?

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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