- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

Women's rights.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

I am really good at math debating

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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