- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

An iguana walks out of a bar

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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