My Girlfriend

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Woman's Rights.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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