why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Banana(s)

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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