- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

Knock, Knock. Come in.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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