- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Penis in a box.

guess what? chicken butt.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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