What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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brett is a dick

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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whos gay? you are

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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