whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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Anti Joke

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