A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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