Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Steve Jobs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Women"s Rights

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Chayton

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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