There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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8=D

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MICHAEL

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George W. Bush

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do magnets work?

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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