Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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S.O.P.A

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Rock mattress.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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OGC - tilt your head

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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