A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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Anti Joke

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