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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Susie has Autism

whats really hot the sun

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Knock Knock It's Open!

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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