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maddie latino

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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a black father

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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