Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Hey, Max!!

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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