Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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The Economy

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's up? The sky.

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Is this a chair?

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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