Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

Johnson stops eating

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Nathan Gooderson.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Chuck Norris died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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It's your mother, open the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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