This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Wats a joke?

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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the guy below me is gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Whats 0+0 0

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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