Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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suck my dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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minced oaths

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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ps3

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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