- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

Left. That one direction...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

How do u shit With ur ass

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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