Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Sex. That is all.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Get in the van

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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