whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Penis.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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