- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

What did you say? I don't know.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

A Mexican walks into a club.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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