- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

Susie has Autism

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Knock Knock It's Open!

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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