A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Penis in a box.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

Your mom

Tennesse

poo poo you you doo doo too too

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Women"s Rights

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

1234 5

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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