Hellen Keller

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Steve Jobs.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

Poopsack Jones

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Left. That one direction...

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Women"s Rights

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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