whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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What is brown and sticky?

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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