How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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