What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Left. That one direction...

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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