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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

Women Voting

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Sit on Santas lap Boner

This is not a good joke.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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