A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Anti Joke

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