A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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Hellen Keller

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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