Obama-Care

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Sex. That is all.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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