What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Hitler is my role model

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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