- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

Your mother

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Jake Bowar

Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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