Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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