How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Anne Frank.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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